I'm Jamie, I am 30. I like things that start with the letter "b", bikes, birds, beers, boys, bears... you get the idea! ALSO MOTHER FUCKIN SHARKS

 

squirrelonsquirrel:

(via face—the—strange, mjukhet)
champagnelikealady i thought this was you at first but there is a conspicuous lack of ODB’s face on the butt cheek and suspension-scarred frankenstein.

this lady and i pretty much have the same body. good call nikol! 

squirrelonsquirrel:

(via face—the—strange, mjukhet)

champagnelikealady i thought this was you at first but there is a conspicuous lack of ODB’s face on the butt cheek and suspension-scarred frankenstein.

this lady and i pretty much have the same body. good call nikol! 

pachyperfect:

parjures:

cultofkimber:

fencehopping:

Here you go: A giant squid with the creepiest fucking arms ever caught on video on an undersea oil rig.
Here’s the video>

That isn’t a giant squid; it’s a bigfin squid! And that’s actually way, way cooler! 
Because! Bigfin Squid are really rarely seen past the juvenile stage. And, because we’ve never actually sampled an adult and they look radically different from the juvenile stage, we don’t really have a definitive idea of what this thing even is. We only think it’s an adult bigfin. And that’s cool as hell ‘cause it looks like an alien.
But the juveniles look like this:

Look at its little tenta-nubbins!
And I’d never seen a gif of the video or the video itself; I’d only seen this still of it:

So you just made my freakin’ day.

#ia ia cthulhu fhtagn

one of my favourite squids :)

pachyperfect:

parjures:

cultofkimber:

fencehopping:

Here you go: A giant squid with the creepiest fucking arms ever caught on video on an undersea oil rig.

Here’s the video>

That isn’t a giant squid; it’s a bigfin squid! And that’s actually way, way cooler! 

Because! Bigfin Squid are really rarely seen past the juvenile stage. And, because we’ve never actually sampled an adult and they look radically different from the juvenile stage, we don’t really have a definitive idea of what this thing even is. We only think it’s an adult bigfin. And that’s cool as hell ‘cause it looks like an alien.

But the juveniles look like this:

Look at its little tenta-nubbins!

And I’d never seen a gif of the video or the video itself; I’d only seen this still of it:

So you just made my freakin’ day.

one of my favourite squids :)

thegreenwolf:

retreadingmypath:

thegreenwolf:

heartlessandhapless:

thegreenwolf:

Earlier this year, I debuted a new artistic endeavor—headbands combining real goat horns and goat ears for a new costume creation! Now I’ve done the same with whitetail deer ears and antlers. (Actually, I did make one set last year, but they sold almost immediately at an event I was vending at, so they never made it online!)

Like my signature antler headhands, I made these with hand-sewn triple-thick leather rather than cheap plastic headbands that will break more easily, dig painfully into your head, and aren’t particularly sustainable. And while the antlers are real, they’re light enough for long-term, comfortable wear. 

These two sets priced at $65/set, and you can get them at the Green Wolf Etsy shop.

Doodle references….

Hey, if you do draw something with these (or any other of my stuff) as reference, I’d love to see :)

Is it entirely wrong that the first thing I thought of when I saw this was jackalopes? I am ashamed of myself, cus TheGreenWolf’s work is so lovely.

I think it’s a cute cosplay idea, actually :)

I just want you to stop haunting me. I cant get you out of my head, your voice echos in my ears. I can taste you on my lips and see you in my mind.

Anonymous asked
fat positive ha. enjoy your cardiac arrest you unhealthy sea cow.

chessieness:

Awh sea cows are dead cute, thanks! Enjoy your pathetic existence you ignorant shit stain :)