I'm Jamie, I am 30. I like things that start with the letter "b", bikes, birds, beers, boys, bears... you get the idea! ALSO MOTHER FUCKIN SHARKS
what doesn’t kill you fucks you up mentally and affects your ability to have stable relationships with other human beings
i am only doing this because i love nikol and she sent me this god forsaking thing. dont worry dear followers i will not be tagging 10 people.
1. i will bake you treats if i like you. especially if you are a boy and i have a crush on you and want to impress you with my baking prowess before i try to get in your pants.
2. i help old people when i can. are you old and can’t bend down to drop that thing you just dropped on the side walk? don’t worry i got you on this. need help stepping off the curb? take my arm…. i dig old people….
3. if left alone in your place i will most likely start to clean your place for you.
4. babies sort of like me
5. i will clean out your boo-boos and try to fix you.
I WILL SLEEP IN THE WET SPOT