WELCOME ONCE MORE UNTO FRIDAY, MY FRIENDS.
I know, many of you are overjoyed for the coming weekend, and I am as well, but I’d like to take a moment to remind you of one thing. For those of us in the United States, one dreaded event takes place this weekend- the much awaited resetting of the clocks for Daylight Savings Time.
And as everyone knows, in Spring, it’s time to have an hour suddenly be skipped over, and during that fearful time, it is ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL to remember to keep your face covered. Ignore any strange noises you may hear, especially in the vicinity of any clocks, and KEEP YOUR FACE COVERED. To that end, we’d like to help. Not only has our Bat Mask been freshly updated whith a host of new colors to choose from, we have a wide variety of other implements at the ready to protect your face from any hour-stealing horrors you may come across this weekend.
I need a bat mask, pronto.